ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak
[points at steve rogers] luv that cool bisexual genetically engineered super soldier
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
at one of the fob shows in australia pete was introducing young volcanoes but as a joke he called it confessions of a chronic masturbator and pATRICK FOUND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE HAD TO TAKE LIKE 10 MINUTES TO STOP LAUGHING AND HE WENT ALL PINK AND IT WAS SO CUTE
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"